Slippery burger

When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.

Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..

Saucy burger

When a woman’s lips are shut and you see the three main sauces drip out of the burger. (Mayo = cum, mustard = squirt and chunky salsa = period)

If a man says ‘let me eat your saucy burger’ he’s a keeper!