25 October

An unofficial celebration throughout the UK dedicated to sex.

Person 1: me and my gf haven’t had sex in a while.
Person 2: That will all change on the 25 October.

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Bartoss

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.

*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.