Lamattacks

To ejaculate that hard and fast its like a lama spitting at you.

I was 20 mins into a pretzel wank and all of a sudden BAM! LAMATTACKS!!

Just before I cum my missus tells me to yell LAMATTACKS!

Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel

1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?