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Leo

A woman who will smile in your face and f**k your husband behind your back. A woman who puts on a very friendly facade while she plots how to f**k you over or use you. A woman who whines a lot and must be the center of attention at all times or she will throw a fit, sulk, or just pretend she's sleeping at the social gathering/bar/party to mask her irrational internal rage over the fact that she's not getting the attention she feels entitled to from everyone in the room, specifically the object of her creepy affection. A woman who surrounds herself with male friends because she can't stand to feel outshined even a little by another woman. A woman who surrounds herself with male friends because she is always trying to f**k one of them, whether they are married/in a relationship or not. A woman who thinks she is the smartest, most gorgeous, interesting person on planet Earth, but in actuality is a drunk, coked up, attention whore who looks 15 years older than her actual age. A woman who is a gold digger, and if she thinks you may be the one to provide her with the lavish life she feels she deserves, she will sell her child (if she had one) to get her claws into you. A leo woman has no morals, ethics, or integrity. She runs on compliments, drugs, booze and ego. This woman will fuck up your life. And if she feels you have disrespected her, expect to have your property destroyed, be physically assaulted and/or possibly murdered. RUN.

Man, I met this girl and thought she was great. She was always smiling! She seemed super sweet and awesome at first, but it turns out she's a psychotic Leo.

by Itsinthecards October 3, 2018

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