A guy that will randomly appear in your life. Itâs unexpected, but heâll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, itâs a joke to make you laugh. Heâs not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. Heâs a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. Heâs a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. Heâs a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so itâs better to see his motherâs penis. Heâs a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.