Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

Tondita

Basically long story short, it’s the toilet paper you get stuck in your ass when you wipe. The worst thing to ever walk the earth. Equivalent to a fork scraping on a plate. A huge fucking pussy

Bro: hey remember when I hit a nuke on COD!

Me: yeah weren’t all those kills on tondita?

Bro:yeah his mother was also giving me top at the same time!!

Grifo

The sickest and deadliest dickfoo to ever roam the planet. Has no spensa for anyone and has over 7 billion confirmed kills.

Me: you know how medusa turns people to stone if you look at her?
Them: yeah
Me: if you say grifo you turn into a dickfoo and tondita becomes a sex slave

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