Caleb

A boy who is super hot, funny, weird and nerdy he is often a loner but once you get to know him hes the best thing that will happen in your life.
A caleb is good at writing songs, playing video games and fucking.
He is the sweetest man you will ever meet and when he breaks up with you, you will cry for months and then when he wants you back you wont be able to say “no”.
He will show you what real love is like, he will look past your mistakes and failures and see you for who you are and love you for you.
A Caleb is definitely someone you want in your life.

Girl 1: “the man i slept with last night was so amazing! His cock was HUGE!”
Girl 2: “wow! His name must be caleb”
Girl 1: “how did you know!?!
Girl 2: “because everyone names caleb has a massive cock and is good in bed”