Booty Cheese

Booty cheese is an American treat that forms in one’s booty hole. It builds up from fecal matter and piss and forms a delicious, stinky, and creamy cheese. To remove it, simply grab a straw and have someone suck it out of your hamster hole, other than that... enjoy😏

“Did you suck my booty cheese when I was asleep, I went to spoon it out and it was gone and I knew I had some leftover.”

Booty cheese

Booty cheese is when cheese builds up in your booty. Someone can eat your booty cheese or you can eat it if you want. It’s a delicacy in California!!! Booty cheese is the best tasting thing you’ll ever have. When your booty cheese starts bulking up after a while, it gets better and better so don’t let anyone steal it or eat it!!!!!

While I was sleeping my best friend ate my booty cheese I’ve been saving up for months without my permission!!!! Wtf man😭

Booty cheese smoothie

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!

Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

Booty mailman

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.

Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!

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Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

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