Addlestone

A humble little town which doesn't have much beef with any other towns but people from chav town Staines claim it to be "Gipsy Town". Staines are just jealous that Addlestone doesn't have nearly as many chavs as Staines.

It neighbours Chertsey which is also a huge chav town but not as chavy as Staines.

Notable Places: The Huge Tesco (only open 12hrs now), The KFC and Subway that's on the highstreet and Victory Park.

Guy: Let's go to Addlestone!
Salty Staines Chav: Na mate. That place is stinkin' wiv gippos and dat. Les go to like Chertsey or summin.

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