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Gold-Star

The action of you laying down on your back wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, and proceeding to urinate into the air so that it arches back down and lands on your chest. The goal of this challenge is to aim your urine in such a way that you draw a star on the front of your shirt.

James: "Dude I've been practicing for weeks and I finally got a Gold-Star!"

Tony: "I know. You had your webcam on for it during the Teams meeting. That's why we called you into HR today."

by Iva Smallsach November 3, 2022


The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022


Siamese French-Kiss

When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.

Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."

Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."

by Iva Smallsach December 17, 2021

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