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Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?
The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.
An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.
Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!
Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
Some word christina made up that she called the most manliest and greatest man this world has ever seen.
Mike, you're a bellybutton fuck
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A tall man with gorgeous, long, flowing locks of dark hair, yet somehow the hair seems golden at the same time as dark. His hair is as mysterious as it is mesmerizing. He often forgets to leave cd's on site.
Oh my! Look at that WiBry!