Paedo teacher. Dude, stop flirting with ur students.
Girl: haha, good one sir...
Boy: What the hell is wrong with him
Girl: His name is Steven Murry
The thing I watch on a daily basis because I can't seem to get a girlfriend, but a downsyndrome like Charlie can.
Me: What'd you do over summer, Charlie?
Charlie: The usual, I stuffed my face with junk food like the fat pig I am, then I watched my usual kiddie porn. But out of the blue I got a girlfriend shows pictures of girlfriend
Me: Oh cool. I watched hentai, namely Overflow