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Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.

Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020


Skatepark karen

A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!

kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020