Borrego Springs

A tiny Californian town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that, for the springtime when the flowers bloom, is a tourist location. The climate is hot as balls, reaching temperatures of over 120 degrees fahrenheit. The town is populated primarily by old, alcoholic boomers who've pissed away all their dreams and potential and have come there to gain 200 pounds and rot. If Honey Boo Boo's mother's pussy stench was a town, that town would be Borrego Springs.

When the tourists are gone, Borrego Springs is a giant, run-down retirement home with nobody to watch the residents.

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Pulling a Bennington

The act of acquiring a rope, tying said rope into a noose, and hanging oneself. The phrase "Bennington" is a reference to Chester Bennington, whom had used this method of suicide.

I'm tired of math class. I'm Pulling a Bennington. I'll catch y'all folks on the other side.

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Uckers

A term coined by rapper Big Shaq, an uckers is a girl you see in the park.

See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers.

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