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Wei Kang is the epitome of swag. One look from his devilish eyes is enough to charm any unprotected girl, especially during ovulation. His hair gracefully drifts with the wind like the tail of an Aisyah. His rock hard abs is enough to make even the straightest of men hard. So watch out ladies and gentleman, Wei Kangs out to slay.
charlene: OMG OMG OMFG IS THAT WEI KANG!!
Joelle: SHIT IT IS, I THINK IM PREGNANT.
*both girls faint*
Wei Kang: no worries ladies there's enough of me to go around.
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Aisyah is a mystical creature of the north that preys on young boys. Aisyah should not be underestimated, It's power can only be Matched by Zeus. Although quite fearsome, it's appearance is that of a monkey/goat hybrid, which to be honest looks quite dumb.
Leonard: Hey last night I saw an Aisyah!
Isaac: No way I don't believe you.
Alfian: yeah Leonard if you saw one you wouldn't live to tell the tale, after all it preys on young boys.
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Aisyah is a mystical creature of the north that preys on young boys. Aisyah should not be underestimated, It's power can only be Matched by Zeus. Although quite fearsome, it's appearance is that of a monkey/goat hybrid, which to be honest looks quite dumb.
Leonard: Hey last night I saw an Aisyah!
Isaac: No way I don't believe you.
Alfian: yeah Leonard if you saw one you wouldn't live to tell the tale, after all it preys on young boys.
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