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Ben

Ben is the nice guy that has usually has trouble when it comes to attracting women. Ben’s usually sit in the front of class because they like being the teachers little bitch. Ben’s tend to have a kind and tender heart but a very low self esteem. Ben‘s struggle with obesity and erectile dysfunction. Ben’s usually have a very comfortable lifestyle and enjoy new TV’s and fast cars, all thanks to mommies credit card. Overall people with the name Ben are fun friends to have even if one of there passions is driving under the influence.

Chad at school: Is that Ben? HAHA he’s such a plump plum.

Best Buy Employee: Oh no! It’s Ben, he’s probably back to trade his TV in for a new one. He makes me so mad I just want to call him a beached whale right to his stubby face!

by Izzywthenicebutt November 16, 2022