AMFAG

All My Friends Are Girls.

I Am A Fag.

Reffering to the fact that gay people have girls as friends to cope for their male lovers.

AMFAG because I want guys to think I'm straight.

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Hackin' Packs

To smoke packs of cigarettes in a considerable amount of time.

Yo what did you do yesterday?
I was just Hackin' Packs.
Shit man I can only hack darts.

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Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off

I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.

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Sonic Fucking

When you fuck someone so fast you don't even have time to take your clothes off or put a condom on, so you just put your cock through your fly.

"Hey man you wanna know what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I had a Sonic Fucking with a girl I don't even know, it only lasted 1 minute"

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Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

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