Pipe Organ

The act of, and the apparatus used in the act of inserting a silly straw into one's penis to be used as a vehicle for one's semen to make its way to a victim's face. The victim needs not give consent or even know that the act is taking place until it in fact has. The more complicated the silly straw, the better.

Joe gave Charlie a pipe organ with such a percussive blast that he temporarily lost all vision and the use of the left side of his body.

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