Puddled

Being absolutely wasted. Drinking for keeps!!!

look at this guy right here stumbling around." "That guy is fucking puddled!" "Yeah he definitely knows how to party!

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bethinator

Person with a very large heart. Tries her best to always please others, although sometimes falls short in the kitchen. Majority of her culinary creations, while usually look mouth watering, lack in the flavor department. The best way approach the bethinator in this situation is to calmly offer some constructive criticism. Never cross her the wrong way though, serious repercussions will arise. Never spill anything sticky on the floor. If this accident happens be sure to clean immediately before she notices. Remember her vision is based on messes, clutter, and horse play.

diesel sit! I need to wipe your paws. You cant make a mess or the bethinator will see.

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Waver Status

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.

Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.

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