seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

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BMW

Big Mexican Women

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

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Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

Bar-B-Queer

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)

Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!

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3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

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AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

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analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

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