Butt Jazz

When you have such horrific diarrhea that the sounds that your ass is emitting sounds akin to free form jazz.

Friend 1: *Shitting his brains out*

Friend 2 to Friend 3: "Damn, did you hear that? Kevin has some serious butt jazz going on right now."

Hot Carl

A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.

Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"

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