geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

Googlent

Able to effectively communicate in languages other than your own by using Google Translate.

Relatives are visiting from Madrid and they don't speak English. Fortunately I am Googlent in Spanish.

Google translate language communicate speak fluent

heineyhole

Word that can be substituted for "asshole" if there are children or elderly folks around and you don't want to curse.

That person who cut me off is a real heineyhole.

asshole jerk idiot