smore

When one takes a massive dump between someone's mattress and bedspring, and then sets the whole thing on fire, leaving the owner of the bed with a crispy treat.

Lo, I abhore the smore. If only having your bed shit between and lit ablaze was as sweet as the campfire treat it was named after. Rather, it killed my cats, and smelled up the loft for a fortnight.

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