mansnake

(n) The Penis

Lance was stroking his mansnake while watching Brett fist his own ass.

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Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

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snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis

I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.

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defrocked

What happens to a priest when he is accused and found guilty of touching young children.

Father Julian was defrocked after I accused him of fondling my genitals. He had abused me for 8 years, I didn't know any better. Shame on you Father Julian.

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Mansnatch

The vagina thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with an asshole thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with mangina. The visible mansnatch consists of labia minora, labia majora and clitoris.

Bruce fingered his mansnatch then lapped up the sweet juices from his ring finger.

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