Homoerection

Noun: A hard penis brought on by the arousal of one male being sexually attracted to another male.

Clay gets a homoerection every time he sees Lance.

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Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

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Triple Anal Cleanse

Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.

"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."

"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"

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pitcrust

Noun: The residue that, over time, becomes embedded in the armpits of one's shirts. Usually a combination of sweat and deodorant.

Mama said not even a ten-gallon jug of OxyClean is going to remove the pitcrust from my skanky shirt.