Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

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