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A jesst is a joke made by a girl named Jessica.
Hombre: "Good joke"
Jessica: "That was no ordinary joke, no everyday jest. That. Was a JESSt"
JITNOT
Just In The Nick Of Time
A moment in movies or shows resulting from lazy writers, where someone is saved,everytime, at the last possible moment. Game of Thrones broke the trend with Eddard Stark dying, you thought a JITNOT was coming but nope. dead.
Until that show fell apart and started using JITNOTs. Also see The Mandalorian, chock full of JITNOT moments, sadly. Every Bond movie. MacGyver. Any kids movie.
The hero is doomed this time for sure!
*JITNOT*
Annnnd he's saved
The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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