Pidgeon

An animal everyone hates. Even tho people don’t understand that if pidgeons carry diseases it’s cuz the city sucks and it’s very dirty(we have to call Levi for this). So yuh. #STOPHATINGONPIDGEONSANDCALLLEVI
yes. :,)

Person: EW! A PIDGEON! STAY AWAYYYYYY 1!1!1!11!

Me: uh- lmfao.

Knocking

Something your parents will NEVER understand.

And then when you just get angry cuz they didn’t knocked even tho you told’em a lot of time, they go like: “iT’s mY hOuSe!11!1!12!1!2” AND DIS MA FRICKIN’ ROOM MAN

Mom: *opens door without knocking*

Every Kid On This World: MOM I SWEAR- I TOLD YOU TRHEETHOUSAND TIMES-

Mom: This is my house! I don’t have to ask! What were you supposed to do that was so private?