Indianoplace

n. Generally regarded as derogatory name for Indianapolis, Indiana. Comes from the evident lack of anything to do other than get drunk and watch sports and the appearant resistance of many of its inhabitants to allow culture, change, or diversity into the mix.

Helena the rich woman: "Oh, Lancelot! My heart hangs heavy! We shall never see young Chadwick again!!"

Lancelot (dropping monocle in his caviar): "No!! Has he passed on?"

Helena the rich woman: "Worse, dearest one! He has moved to... (30 second pause) INDIANOPLACE!!!!"

(Both gasp in terror. Organ music. A guy in overalls shucks corn in the distance ominously.)

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anthead

A person of stunningly low intelligence, derived through either genetic design flaw or a strong regimen of drug use and ignorance. Taken from "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick. (Later made into the movie "Blade Runner"). See also: Chickenhead.

Me: "RayQuan tried to steal a pitbull, man! Why he wanna STEAL somethin' that EATS?"

Propciatta the crackho: "Cause the boy an anthead. Chickenheads look down on him."

Me: "Astute as usual, my pipe-huffin companion. Indeed."

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