The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

e-smack

If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.

Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.