When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.
Did you see that penis laser?
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When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!
I had a peef cloud the other day!
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
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