shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

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the ville

Local name for the city of Coatesville, Pennsylvania. Known for crack, unemployment, toothless prostitutes, crime, white boys who think they're "hard", football, but better known for basketball. The only recent good thing to come out of the ville is Richard "Rip" Hamilton, NBA player who presently plays for the Detroit Pistons. Word is that the city has big plans to revitalize and become something other than the crackhole that it presently is, but how that will work, no one knows. And for most, there is no way out- many never leave- EVER.

Fiend 1: "Yo son, I need some crack... I'm starting to itch."

Fiend 2: "Let's go to the ville then, mayne...they got that shit down 8th ave!!"

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snake

Anyone who takes or steals anything from another person- whether it be knowingly or unknowingly. The snakee typically gets pretty pissed off at the aforementioned snake, unless the snaked item is of little to no significance.

1) In skateboarding, one can "snake" another by taking a run when it was another's turn, or by (stupidly) skating in front of that person just as they're about to do a trick. This is not good, particularly if it happens multiple times. May be overlooked if done by a young kid who can't skate and/or doesn't know any better.

Skater 1 (to his boy): Dude, if that kid snakes me one more time, he's gonna get this board shot right up his butt!!

Skater 2: I feel you man, that kid is getting on my nerves too!

2) "Butting" or going in front of someone else either in any kind of line (e.g. at the movies, the DMV, fast food restaurant, etc.). Snaking of this sort can make one extremely ticked off!

Snakee: Hey man, you totally just snaked my place in line- the back of the line is over there (points).

(bigger, badder) Snake: What you gonna do about it, beeaattcchh???

(smaller, weaker) Snake: Oh shit man, my bad- I didn't even see you there (walks to the back of the line).

3) One can "snake" another's girl or guy, some food, their music, movies, clothes, or just about anything else. Again, dependent on the item being snaked, reactions of snakees vary.

Snake: Dude, I'm snaking a slice of that pizza, I'm starving bro!

Snakee: It's all good...just don't grab another, or I'll have to take this pizza slicer to your fingers!

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assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

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take it to the house

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.

Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"

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interloper

Any individual who intrudes or does not belong- in a conversation, at a social gathering, or anywhere else. First popularized by Malachai, of "Children of the Corn".

Friend 1: "Yo, who invited him? Who's that guy lurking in the corner?"

Friend 2: "I don't know who that interloper is, dude."

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

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