SONCUSSION

It's the thing when you spank your son (or any entity that name starts with s) so hard it gives him concussion...

- Have you seen my Willie?
- No, I beat his ass so hard last night I probably gave him a soncussion.

Cow

A raw burger.

- Look at that cow mom!
- It's now a cow honey it's a fucking raw burger!

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