No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

SIDS

When an infant just randomly fucking dies for literally no reason. Nobody knows why.

“Maaan my baby just died of SIDS.”
“Damn sorry for your loss bro..”
“Nah don’t worry about it, I hated the little shit anyways.”

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

Dickhead

You 🫵

“You are a big dickhead.”

💀

1. A fucking skull duhh

2. Dying of laughter

1. “Grandma just died and we cremated her 💀🔥”
2. “I’m dead 💀💀”

Bahaha

The indicator that shows you are intact fucking obnoxious. Mostly used over texts by e-girls and other degens. Can also be paired with the “😭” emoji to make sure that the person you are texting knows you smell like dogshit and don’t go outside.

“BAHAHA I’M CRYING 😭”
“Please commit fork outlet”

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safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

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