Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

Bahaha

The indicator that shows you are intact fucking obnoxious. Mostly used over texts by e-girls and other degens. Can also be paired with the “😭” emoji to make sure that the person you are texting knows you smell like dogshit and don’t go outside.

“BAHAHA I’M CRYING 😭”
“Please commit fork outlet”

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”