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A parody of abbreviations like 'bff' and 'bffl', which have become so long that they don't actually save any time.
B.erry
B.est
B.itchin'
B.est
F.riends
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever
E.ven
A.fter
D.eath
W.e
W.ill
B.e
I.n
O.ur
C.offins,
S.pirits
W.ill
B.e
M.ended
W.e
W.ill
B.e
T.ogether
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever

Roger: You are an awesome pal, Shirley.
Shirley: You're right. You are my Bbbbfffeadwwbiocswbmwwbtfff for sure.

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Facebook Whore

When a girl on facebook states that she looks ugly in every picture, obviously fishing for compliments.

Shirley: OMG!! i look SO bad in this pic! DLETE!

Roger: Shirley, stop being a Facebook Whore

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24/7 Bleeder

When a girl acts emotional, and has mood swings, all the time. It almost seems like it`s her `time of the month` all the time. In short, a total bitch and a bring-down.

Roger: Hey man, Shirley freaked today for no apparent reason.

Dominic: I know! What a 24/7 Bleeder!

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