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the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

by JABBY! April 9, 2007

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philadelphia flyers

A hockey team that finished in last place in the 2006-2007 regular season. One of the finest in the NHL, posting a 2nd best overall winning percentage (2nd to Detroit). They will end up with either the 2nd or 1st draft pick this April and will have an ample amount of money (25 million) this off season. It is reasonable to state that the Flyers will "kick ass next season".

Did the Philadelphia Flyers just piss all over the Rangers?
Yup.

by JABBY! April 9, 2007

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