Period

A woman’s crappy, but working excuse for being angry or having a bad hair day.

Synonyms: Forgot to put makeup on, had to go to school/work while having bad hair.

“Gladys, why were you being mean to me on Friday?”
“I was having a period.”
“Oh, totally understandable! Since I’m a male I can’t imagine the pain of that!”
“Heh...”

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