Bingus

A bingus is a much tinier dog for your cat's bamber to keep it company when your cat is not around.

Last night I got no sleep because my goddamn cat's bamber was playing with its bingus all night long. They were running around the house breaking shit. They're probably both just upset since my cat has been at the vet the last two days. Fuck.

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Flander

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.

- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?

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Bamber

A tiny dog you buy for your cat to keep it company while your out of the house.

I am looking for a used bamber, perhaps it could be an anti-bamber, but still, I am looking for a used bamber for my cat, Snuggles. Snuggles gets lonely at night.

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