Duck Dynasty

One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.

After only a minute of watching,

I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.

See also... HoneyBoobooRedneckhickhillbillyduck dynasty

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Enrique

A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.

Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.

He is always last minute for everything too.

His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.

Enrique.

(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)

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Hick

Basically the average american or the typical Wal-Mart customer:

Likes to wear john deer hats but never rode a john deer nothing in their life.

Drives pickup trucks but no part of there life requires them owning a pickup truck.

Wears "Don't mess with Texas shirts and has confederate flags all over their trunk but lives, and has never left, Connecticut.

Hicks are the worse due to their failed attempt to convince people they are country/hillbillys when the concept is already fucking retarted. So a hick is like a super retarded person.

See also... Redneckhillbilly

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Hillbilly

White skinned, american who drives a pickup truck, watches nascar and takes his cousin out to eat at burgerking before he fucks her.

See also... Hillbillyredneckhick

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