Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

Nerd

Someone that doesn't have any of their own gear to do activities and must rent stuff all the time just to participate

"Hey, do you need to rent some boots to snowboard?"
"No way dude! I'm not a nerd. I'll just go buy some instead"