Cara de Guante

Spanish phrase used to describe an a girl with an ugly face. Literal translation is "Glove Face." Trying to suggest girl caught a fastball to the face, which is why she is so ugly.

Esa vieja tiene "cara de guante!"

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Cara de Mil Putasos

Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!

Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"

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Vergasolina

It is slang in the Mexican community for sperm. The literal translation is "penis-gasoline."

Man, that girl was telling me she loved my "vergasolina" in her mouth!

Te Pico la Dona

Spanish slang phrase meaning I will do you in the butt! Literal translation is: "I will poke your donut!"

Guy says, "Te quiero cojer!"
Girl says, "No puedo, estoy mestruando."
Guy ask, "Te pico la dona?"

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