Vagina thighs

Legs so fat that you can lube them up and use them instead of a vagina.

"Chrissy, did you have sex last night.". "no, I let him have my vagina thighs instead. He couldn't tell the difference"

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pube-apalooza

The act of leaving behind inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in a public area.

My hotel maid did not clean up the last person's pube-apalooza in the bathroom.

Dude! What's with all the hair? You had a pube-apalooza in there!

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philly'd

Verb

1) Past tense substitute for fucked when said events occurred in the area of Philadelphia, PA.

2) (Alternate) Received a less than desirable outcome during a given event, usually in the vicinity of Philadephia, PA.

1) The airline philly'd me when it lost my bags.

2) The judge philly'd me with his ruling.

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