Freedom Fondling

The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.

Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!

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Flash crash

A brief but drastic drop in the value of stocks; can be triggered by investor fears or simple human error (adding a few too many zeros to the end of your stock sell).

Dude, you watchin CNBC??? The Dow's dropped 1000 points in like 5 minutes, but now it's back up again! It's a flash crash!