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Slang term for pulling out your penis and masturbating in front of an unwilling person.
"Do you ladies want to come back to my hotel room to hang out? Haha, I just want to have some drinks and chat more. I'm not going to Louis CK (Verb) you or anything."
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What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."
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Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
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A phrase people can add before saying something nitpicky, like correcting you on some inconsequential fact.
Often secretly means, "I love to be that guy", since the kind of people who say it get a little thrill from correcting others and being pedantic.
"I hate to be that guy, but... you said The Matrix came out in April 1999. It was actually first released on March 31st."
Someone who is always trying too hard to be funny and entertaining around people. They don't seem to know how to turn off their performer tendencies and be more relaxed and normal.
"John can get tiring to hang around. He's always on, and making jokes or doing impressions and trying to be the center of attention. I can't think of whether I've ever had a normal conversation with him or not."
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Being stuck as a jump off - someone used just for casual sex. The opposite of the friendzone. When someone offers sex, in the hopes that it will lead to a deeper relationship, but the other person isn't interested in that and keeps them as a part-time hook up.
Ashley's hooking up with Steve and hoping to be his girlfriend, but he's not looking to date anyone seriously and is just hooking up with her NSA. She's totally in the jumpzone.
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