Tokyo Sandblaster

When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.

Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!

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The old titcomb

First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.

"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".

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