Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

Stroodling

Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.

Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!

Dominik: Never!

Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.

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