UNH

n: (you - enn - AICH)

1.) Acronym for the University of New Hampshire, a public state university with the highest national tuition prices in relation to all other state universities. Run and operated by a no-confidence voted president who makes about $500k per year (SEE TYRANT), this university is home to several unrecognized fraternities of ridiculous idiot bros with studs and gel (SEE DOUCHEBAG), bitty infested sororities (SEE BITTY), and a totalitarian campus police force (SEE GESTAPO).

2.) Acronym for the "University of No Help", a name for the University of New Hampshire as coined by the students due to the enormously high tuition prices for a state university and the staggeringly low financial aid available.

Bro 1: "Yo brah, you wanna hit UNH tonight? We can get our drink on and get it wet if you know what I'm sayin'."

Bro 2: "Bro, remember, we got arrested and sent to jail in Dover cause of the one beer in my backpack last time. Plus, the bitties are so f***ing stupid, that girl that was with us got roofied at ATO I think..."

Bro 1: "Oh. Yeah. So... wanna go?"

Bro 2: (Plants face into palm.)

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