Afghanistan

God forbid women do anything.

Also see: Middle East

Mohammed: man, i really don't like when women
Mahound, Mohammed's 84th cousin by their father's 5th child-bride: yeah me neither, luckily we live in afghanistan

The two men recline in their tabernacle, smoking their hash from a hookah, unaware of the A-10 Warthog about to drop a barrage of hellfire upon them.

I mean, seriously, look at the fucking bullets on that flying pig, they're the size of a beer bottle. Those are armor piercing rounds, those were made with tanks in mind. Those bullets reduce humans to bio-matter.
To never was.