Galf

A person who argues every fact, says things that nobody wants to hear, and often goes weeks without going to the bathroom.

Justin: I had a galf in my class today that tried to tell me that the color black, was actually the color white
Mark: What'd you do about it?
Justin: I spat on him

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Slam Rag

Originally a Native-American word used to describe women who would be used solely for fornication by men, then tossed in the garbage like a used rag. Now-a-days, the term is used to describe women who have sex with men, make them a sandwich, and are immediately thrown out of the vicinity.

Tom: I had sex with this total slam rag yesterday
Jake: Nice man, what kind of sandwich did she make you after?
Tom: Turkey club
*They High-five*

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